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TIDY ORIGINAL CLASSIC T-SHIRTS

DISTRESSED DESIGNS FOR GIRLS & BOYS

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TIDY COLLEGE JACKETS

VARIOUS COLOURS & SIZES XS TO XXL

unisex fit & embroidered design

EXPLORE COLLECTION

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Winter

Collection

Lots of new Tidy Stuff to
keep you warm this winter‏

EXPLORE COLLECTION

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  • NEW Tidy Thong underwear pack, looks good against any fanny. Pack of three content the keep it tidy slogan and tidy logo which comes in red and white red and black and black and white. Wear for a few hours then throw them at the Tidy Boys when they next play in your area.

  • HATS ARE LOVELY and here we have the tidy two tone pull on beanie, no bobble just a nice clean simple look, navy hat with stone trim and embroidered logo to match, perfect for boys and girls of all ages.
    *Remember that having sexual intercourse while wearing a hat is weird.

    Double layer knit.

    Size: One size

     

  • Instantly look young and sexy with the Tidy Varsity College Jacket,stylish, comfortable and smart are 4 words that spring to mind… now wait that’s only three words, the fourth word would be ‘lovely’. Lots of colour and size options, so even if your a little dwarf or a freaky giant these jackets will fit. The breast pocket has the tidy logo perfectly embroidered to add even more style. Get one today and show off to a neighbour or a tall train driver.

    XS – 32′ / S – 34′ / M – 38′ / L – 42′ / XL – 46′ / XXL – 50′

    • Contrast Sleeves
    • Knitted collar, cuffs and waistband with stripe details
    • Press – stud closure
    • Contrast studs
    • Welt contrast pockets
    • Taped back neck
    • Hanging Loop at back neck
    • Pocket with small opening for ear phone cord feed
    • Hidden ear phone loops
    • Soft cotton faced fabric creates ideal printing surface
    • Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) certified production
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  • The UnTidy Originals is a new range of shirt which should make girls and boys cream their pants – The classic logo from 1998 with the original untidy font returns in a distressed look and retro feel.
    This lush soft shirt has the logo bled into the fabric making it feel good to touch and lick. Wear with pride the Black On Silver Tidy Original.

  • HATS ARE LOVELY and here we have the tidy two tone pull on beanie, no bobble just a nice clean simple look, soft pink and white with the fuchsia logo stone trim and embroidered logo to match, perfect for girls and bisexual men of all ages.
    *Remember that having sexual intercourse while wearing a hat is weird.

    Double layer knit.

    Size: One size

     

  • The Tidy Originals are a new range of shirts which should make girls and boys squirt – The classic logo from 1995 with the original tidy font returns in a distressed look and retro feel.
    This lush soft shirt has the logo bled into the fabric making it feel good to touch and lick. Wear with pride the purple on purple Tidy Original.

  • The Tidy Originals are a new range of shirts which should make girls and boys squirt – The classic logo from 1995 with the original tidy font returns in a distressed look and retro feel.
    This lush soft shirt has the logo bled into the fabric making it feel good to touch and lick. Wear with pride the yellow and black Tidy Original.

  • The New Luxury thick Royal Egyptian cotton towel is one of the nicest thing you will rub against your skin. The Ice white looks good even in a gypsies bathroom. The  blue Tidy logo and Keep It Tidy slogan is embroidered at the bottom.

    Made from 100% cotton and weighing 600gsm, these towels render supreme softness and are super absorbent. The high durability of these towels combined with using only the finest cotton will ensure your towels remain thick, fluffy and soft for a very long timeYou don’t have to keep this in the bathroom either, why not take it to Ibiza or on a picnic adventure in Bristol.

  • Keeping your head warm this time of year is very important and we have found the perfect solution… a hat. The Snowstar Beanie Bobble hat is perfect, looks good , feels good and can make you look more attractive in cold weather situations.
    This winter 2014 fashion in the heather grey and black is ideal for girls and boys.

    Double layer knit. Dual style – cuffed or slouch. Two-tone pom pom. Ribbed cuff.

    Size: One size

     

  • The new super warm Tidy Gillet (or body warmer to people over 34). Black with orange embroidered logo and certainly perfect for the winter months or a trip to Canada. Really warm and padded with a hood that zips up so far you can’t see your face, perfect for a ugly person or if you have a big pimple.

    Sizes XS 36 S 38 M 41 L 44 XL 47 2X  50

  • Tidy Girl Hoodie Dress top, long fit to wear with jeans, leggings, casual joggers or why not be daring and wear nothing underneath.
    The purple looks great with it’s white flock felt Tidy Girl script design.

    This flattering, longline hoodie top looks lush in 3 great colours – what more could a girl ask for out of a hoodie

    XS – 8 / S – 10 / M – 12 / L – 14 / XL – 16

  • This navy blue and yellow car sticker is the best one we have ever produced, it makes even shit cars look good. Great quality and very eye catching – replace your discarded tax disc holder with the new Tidy Car Window sticker.   “This car sticker looks so lovely on my car window that I […]

  • Here we have one of the sexiest products we have had in the store since time began. The Official Tidy 95 Sweatshirt – all bloody 20 of them.
    Yes we have chosen a 20 option colour range so there is something for everyone, they are unisex and look great on both girls and boys.
    The front has the college style design which has a warm flock velvet finish and on the back in the nape of the neck is the Tidy logo.
    The Tidy office staff have been fighting over these – when you touch and feel them you will know why.

    If you buy the full range you can come to the Tidy 20 Weekender in March for FREE – if you buy the complete set one of our lovely staff will call you and sort out your weekender place FREE

    XS – 34′ / S – 36′ / M – 40′ / L – 44′ / XL – 48′ / XXL – 52

  • The Tidy Originals are a new range of shirts which should make girls and boys squirt – The classic logo from 1995 with the original tidy font returns in a distressed look and retro feel.
    This lush soft shirt has the logo bled into the fabric making it feel good to touch and lick. Wear with pride the blue on blue Tidy Original.

  • Instantly look young and sexy with the Tidy Varsity College Jacket,stylish, comfortable and smart are 4 words that spring to mind… now wait that’s only three words, the fourth word would be ‘lovely’. Lots of colour and size options, so even if your a little dwarf or a freaky giant these jackets will fit. The […]

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  • UNTIDY IS BACK and this brand new album showcases some of the tough house grooves that over the years have been synonymous with the label. Since the mid nineties the Untidy label has produced some of the biggest underground sounds and dubs which has a wide appeal not just to the hard house market but also to the deep house and tech house fan base. The Maddox & Townend mix is a journey through the FRESH 2015 sound of Untidy and big tunes from Josh Butler, Filthy Rich, Darius Syrossian and Trap Two.

    OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE 29th September

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  • The latest release from the renowned Ideal World Series, see's more upfront Hard Dance Music across a double CD release.

    In An Ideal World 4A
    Disc One – Sam Townend :

    1. Broken Youth – The Whistle Blower
    2. Josh Butler – Can You See
    3. BK & Sam Townend – Ultimate
    4. Prok & Fitch – Dope Drop
    5. Maddox & Townend – Sweat Down
    6. Venkman – From Behind
    7. Axel Mas – Cash Monies
    8. Damo Cassetti – Bass Jam
    9. Trap Two – Feels So Wrong
    10. Untidy Dubs Pres. Colours EP – Crimson
    11. Olive Grooves – Two Short Planks
    12. Venkman – Bada Boom
    13. Sub Ctrl – Stop Squaring
    14. Knuckleheadz – Rock Beat
    15. Jon Doe – Good Timez
    16. Knuckleheadz – Get Out On The Dancefloor (Steve Hill & Technikal Remix)

    In An Ideal World 4A:
    Disc Two – Max Mozart & Audox

    1. Steve Hill vs Technikal – We Love U
    2. Energy Syndicate – Growl
    3. SteveHill & Technikal feat VK – Bass Power (Bk's Cortina Remix)
    4. Audox & Ant Reynolds – Get Busy
    5. Max Mozart ft.Farisha – Military Zone
    6. Max Mozart & Audox – Rise (VIP MIX)
    7. Energy Syndicate & Cally Gage – Weekend
    8. Audox & Paul Luffman – Believe Again
    9. Andy Whitby & Technikal – Fresh Tactics (Original mix)
    10. Energy Syndicate & Chance – Apocalypse
    11. Audox – Pick You Up
    12. Big D vs Harry Hard – Into The Night (Breve & Harmonie Remix)
    13. Audox & DJ D – Hands Up!
    14. Ecstasy (Energy Syndicate Remix)
    15. JY Jelly – Love Attack (Elivate Remix) (No Electro drop edit)
    16. Audox & The Cheeky Boys – Outlaw

  • Disc 1
    1. Ben Stevens – Dreamer
    2. Phil York – Move On Baby
    3. Guyver – Walhalla
    4. Steve Hill Feat Technikal – U Got The Love
    5. Amber D – Another Chance
    6. Andy Whitby & Matt Lee – Higher State Of Consciousness
    7. Kym Ayres – Killer
    8. Paul Maddox – You belong To Me
    9. Tidy DJs – Strings For Yasmin
    10. K Series – Enervate
    11. Dark By Design – No Good (Start The Dance)
    12. Alex Kidd – Comin On Strong
    13. Technikal – Ssst (Listen)

    Disc 2
    1. Base Graffiti – High on Hope
    2. BK & Vinylgroover – Insomniak
    3. Sam Townend – Make The World Go Round
    4. Nik Denton – Phorever People
    5. Cally Gage – A Little Love, A Little life
    6. Morgan – Show Me love
    7. Jon BW – Its Not Over
    8. Shaun M & Abandon – Tainted Love
    9. Ilogik – I Feel You
    10. JP & Jukesy – Sandstrom
    11. Andy Farley – Shinny
    12. Rodi Style & Ben Stevens – U Got 2 Know
    13. Paul Glazby – True Faith

  • It's been 12 years since Tidy launched it's sister label Tidy Two. It instantly became a huge success and was home to the more melodic anthemic tough trance. It's been 10 years since anything was released on Tidy Two and in 2014 the boys are about to relaunch the label with some fantastic new material and artists. The label you once loved returns in the summer of 2014 but before we deliver the new hits lets celebrate the golden years of 2002 to 2004, with the Greatest Hits mix compilation. This double disc of delights is mixed and crafted by Mr  Tidy Two himself Technikal, who takes you on a journey of emotion and melody. Also includes the brand new tracks Rollcage & Miracle which are the first new releases on Tidy Two 2014

    DISC ONE

    01 – Technikal – Rollcage
    02 – The Freak – The Melody, The Sound (Flutlicht Remix)
    03 – Euphony – Carte Blanche
    04 – Rob Tissera, Vinylgroover & The Red Hed – Stay
    05 – JX – Restless (Guyver Mix)
    06 – Lee Pasch – Emotion
    07 – Matar – Feeling (Guyver Remix)
    08 – Enermatic – Mastermind
    09 – Guyver – Trapped
    10 – Tony De Vit feat. Niki Mak – Give Me A Reason (Guyver Remix)
    11 – Lee Haslam – Music Is The Drug
    12 – Wid & Ben – P01nt Bl4nk
    13 – Guyver – Serious Sound
    14 – Ben Kaye vs Deeprose & Thompson – I'm Your DJ
    15 – Miss Behavin' – Such A Good Feelin (Lee Haslam & Guyver Remix)
    16 – Guyver – Differences

    DISC TWO
    01 – DJ Spoke – Ignition (S.H.O.K.K Remix)
    02 – Tomcat – State Of Motion
    03 – Stimulator – Scream
    04 – Guyver – Possibly
    05 – The Freak – The Bells
    06 – Dave Holmes – Freedom (Lee Haslam Remix)
    07 – Paul Maddox feat. Niki Mak – Reach Out
    08 – E-WOK – Supersound
    09 – Guyver – Man On The Moon
    10 – Technikal – Miracle
    11 – Stimulator – Take Off
    12 – Riot Bros – Ripped Out
    13 – Ed Real & The Coalition – 20,000 Hardcore Members
    14 – Guyver – You'll Know It
    15 – Riot Bros – Flashback

  • Disc 1: Audio CD

    1. Intro
    2. Untidy Dubs – Funky Groove
    3. Untidy Dubs – To The Beat
    4. Colours EP – Orange
    5. Signum – Coming On Strong (Hyperlogic Remix)
    6. Cunaro & Dean – It’s About Time (UK Gold)
    7. UK Gold – Cuz The House Gets Warm (Tidy Boys Remix)
    8. Haziza – One More
    9. Lisa Lashes – Dance To The House (Don’t Go)
    10. Trauma – Higher
    11. Signum – What Ya Got 4 Me
    12. Tony De Vit – The Dawn (Paul Janes Remix)
    13. Artmesia – Bits & Pieces (BK Remix)
    14. Stimulant DJs – Are You Serious

    Disc Two: Tidy Vision DVD 

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